Office Fit

A girl in the office you drool over but won't look at twice in the real world.

She is Office Fit, face like an arse and tits like two plastic bags full of custard, but I'd still give her a portion.

by Juan Hunglow April 05, 2010

Gingerigine

The indigenous people of Northern Britain. Pale skinned ginger haired photophobes.

As we crossed the damp misty moorland of Scotland we observed a tribe of Gingerigine's. They stalked the shadows of the scots pines avoiding the sunlight, their ginger hair betraying their presence as they stalked their main prey, the illusive Haggis.

by Juan Hunglow November 12, 2010

a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a

The sound made by the dole queue in Liverpool.

And here at the liverpool dole queue you can hear the unmissable sound of the permed sankey locals as they await there weekly allowance "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a"

by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010

Bilbo

A hobbits sex toy.

The Hobbit put her batteries in her Bilbo, closed the bedroom door and wasn't seen again until the sun rose over the shire.

by juan hunglow April 19, 2010

Adolfed

To Adolf someone is to smeer a tiny dab of poop on their upper lip to make them look like Hitler

I Adolfed her by wiping my poop finger on her top lip.

by Juan Hunglow April 14, 2010