Jqoi Zunderlat's definitions

WinCo

One of the largest employee-owned stores. All the employees look tired and/or sad. Probably because a bunch of people with no respect come in and mess up the produce section. It is a decent place to buy stuff in bulk.

Therapist1: All we get is WinCo employees.
Therapist2: I have had 7 different WinCo workers come in this week.
Therapist1: Those poor sods.

by Jqoi Zunderlat November 5, 2020

NFPA 704

NFPA 704 is the official name for Fire Diamonds, which are rhombus-shaped sign that has 4 different colored squares that tell you how dangerous a substance is in four ways: Health (Blue), Reactivity (Yellow), Flammability (Red) and the white square is for Miscellaneous hazards. Each colored square is marked with a number ranging between zero and four. Zero/Empty means that that substance has no danger in that category. 1 = mildly hazardous, 2 = hazardous, 3 = extremely hazardous, and 4 = Lethal.

Hey, did you know that NFPA 704 are also called fire diamonds, saftey squares and figmenty pigmenty crosser tossers?

by Jqoi Zunderlat March 4, 2021

Eureka, California

A little city on the northern coast of California. Where redwoods and weed flourish a little ways outside city limits.

If you want go to Oregon from San Francisco, you gotta either go through Eureka, California or Redding, California.

by Jqoi Zunderlat October 20, 2020

uHu

If you say it right, it sounds hilarious.

Johnny: My parents are breaking up.
Edward: uHu

by Jqoi Zunderlat January 12, 2021

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What people type when they are MEGA bored. But not quite bored enough to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxlkjhgfdsapiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq.

I was super bored doing my homework so instead I typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxlkjhgfdsapiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

by Jqoi Zunderlat November 12, 2020

Chromebook

A piece of shit computer that is used by schools because they just want to give kids bad computers. They only have stuff that is related to google, they can't have 1080p youtube videos, don't have caps lock, and have ads saying that it can run games.

My computer runs on windows 3.5 and can still to more stuff than a chromebook.

by Jqoi Zunderlat November 16, 2020