Joshuwar's definitions

Gloy

the most useless, non-sticking glue stick ever to have entered a school building.

compared to other, useful sticking adhesives such as pritt, gloy neither sticks card, cardboard, or even paper.

useless.

'miss, can we use a gluestick?'
'yeahh, ofcourse'
'where are they then?'
'right infront of you Jimmy'

'no, miss. this is Gloy, it cannot be used'

'why ever not Jimmy?'

'it's just, the shere stench pof the horsehooves used to create this mess of a rubber adhesive, sickens me'

by Joshuwar January 4, 2010