4 definitions by Joshua Nayler

A smocht, Is a chunk of a bug (like animal meat except it’s bug) this is the word used when a peace of bug is cut into a pieced that would be the equivalent to animal meat but on a bug, no this hasn’t been discovered until now by yours truly Joshua Nayler
Jack - “haha I just smooshed a bug

Josh - “make sure you save the smocht so we can eat it, wouldn’t want it to go to waste.l
by Joshua Nayler January 9, 2023
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Yeetling - when you ditch a small object / baby across a room into a wall
(Kid) I hate my little brother

(Kid 2) do a yeetling

(Kid) ditches brother across room

Yass yeetling
by Joshua Nayler March 10, 2019
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the use of yeeterson Peterson is when your friend tells you about his girlfriend and you are very confusion because he is ugly as shit and smells like curry and your wondering why he had a girl friend you look dazzled and say yeeterson Peterson unfortunately your friend was dumb enough to search this word up on urban dictionary and now he is depressed because he looks like shit and smells like curry, he says to your mum is yeeterson Peterson but there for he called his mum confusing and you agree and slap him in the head because he’s a politically incorrect idiot and now you have one less friend because he died if being to depressed. UgHGHghh yeeterson on my Peterson bitch face banana lookin kiddo thing !!!!
So like I got a girlfriend right haha

Lmao no you didn’t you smell like curry

Yeah but she doesn’t care

Haha when you try to be cool by pretending you have a girl friend even tho you look like shit.. yeah nice try dan

Melvin I’m being serious

WHAT??

Yeah

yeeterson Peterson

I have depression now :(
by Joshua Nayler March 13, 2019
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when some is is a complete fucken dumb ass and they say or do something that is just so godamn retarded and you just look em right in there stoopid ass eyes and say head ass looking ( some insult after )
person 1: "omg look at pedro he is totally trippen dawg hes tryna eat a mc flurry with his anal cavity"

person 2 "istg to god go head ass lookin ass him so he will stop being a fuken idiot squirrel ball licker"
person 1 *walks up to pedro* "HEAD ASS LOOKIN ASS BOIGH YOU FUCKEN BALL LICKER STOP TRYNA EAT A MC FLURRY WITH YO ANAL"
by Joshua Nayler November 28, 2019
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