When you smash a virgin so hard, the tightness of her vagina crushes your dick and instantly kills your boner.
Steven: Yo, I got cripple dick from smashing Makyala yesterday.
Matt: Damn bruh, now we can be cripple dick buddies!
Matt: Damn bruh, now we can be cripple dick buddies!
by Joshi Boogychang March 14, 2015
Get the Cripple dickmug. When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.
“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”
by conservativecassie May 28, 2018
Get the Crippling dickmug.