Definitions by Josheau the Bald

Greasy Spoon 

A hazard of sleeping curled up with one's partner after a bile inducing meal, most often eaten at an establishment referred to by the same term.

Take some Immodium, babe, I'm not looking for a greasy spoon tonight.

Greasy Spoon by Josheau the Bald June 2, 2021

blackout drive 

Blackout drive n.- The ability to function without conscious thought, usually in an impaired state brought on by binge drinking, drug use, etc.
Derived from military "blackout driving", using limited light sources to drive tactically at night.

I woke up at home, but I don't remember leaving the bar. Thank you, blackout drive!

blackout drive by Josheau the Bald November 11, 2019