Definitions by Josh Mcenroe

Inanimate carbon rod 

An inanimate rod responsible for the safekeeping of all citizens on the space shuttle corvair. When it held the door shut from being blown open and killing everyone inside

Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped.

Inanimate carbon rod by Josh Mcenroe July 18, 2004

Finishing move

When you get lucky with a vietnamese masseus and the finishing move is applied to your genitalia.

I got a massage from that vietnamese whore and she has one hell of a finishing move.

Finishing move by Josh Mcenroe July 12, 2004