Josephina cuntina 's definitions
moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.
"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"
"it was really good!"
"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"
"it was really good!"
"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"
by Josephina cuntina September 26, 2021
Get the move the squishmellowsmug.