parranoids

The sneaking suspicion that something is making you very uncomfortable.

I feel like I'm sitting on a pile of of hot itchy marbles - I suspect I have parranoids and why are you watching me?

by Joseph Kerr March 04, 2008

pyranoia

The sneaking suspicion that you are surrounded by a very large triangle

The last reported words of King Cheops of Egypt as he was about to be entombed were "I feel a case of pyranoia coming on".

by Joseph Kerr March 04, 2008