arstotzka

The greatest country in the world. Glory to it.
Much better than Kolechia. Kolechia is bad.

Ivan: "Arstotzka is greatest country!"
Everyone else: "Da!"

by Jorji Costava November 19, 2014

kolechia

The worst country in the world.
Arstotzka much better.
This is bad country.
do not go for summer vacations.
Go to Arstotzka Instead.

Everyone: "this country is the worst thing ever"
Everyone else: "yes it is. Kolechia sucks."

by Jorji Costava November 19, 2014