Definitions by Jorji Costava

arstotzka 

The greatest country in the world. Glory to it.
Much better than Kolechia. Kolechia is bad.

Ivan: "Arstotzka is greatest country!"
Everyone else: "Da!"

arstotzka by Jorji Costava November 18, 2014

kolechia

The worst country in the world.
Arstotzka much better.
This is bad country.
do not go for summer vacations.
Go to Arstotzka Instead.

Everyone: "this country is the worst thing ever"
Everyone else: "yes it is. Kolechia sucks."

kolechia by Jorji Costava November 18, 2014