2 definitions by Jordan459

Look okay from certain angles, definitely not up close! Has a fat ego, thinks they've fell from heaven when really they're a mess, loves the attention and is nasty to his exes.
Yo tae you out tonight? #tosser
by Jordan459 May 27, 2017
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An alright looking lad, he's a dick to girls he's only ever in it for one thing, he thinks he's all it when really he looks like a twat.
Oi joe who's this girl you're getting with? #bellend #fathead
by Jordan459 May 27, 2017
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