Jordan aka Shotta's definitions

lumpkin facial

While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giving them a facial full of shit.

Kim wasnt giving me a good lumpkin so i got mad and gave her a lumpkin facial.

by Jordan aka Shotta May 23, 2006

Hodafuck

Another word for what the fuck. Used when someone does or says something that is dumb, funny, or just plain retarded. A word that shows excitment about someting that just happened.

Bill: Alex just kicked Bill in the nuts!!!
John: Hodafuck!!!!!!!!!!

by Jordan aka Shotta May 23, 2006