Definitions by Jordan aka Shotta

lumpkin facial 

While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giving them a facial full of shit.

Kim wasnt giving me a good lumpkin so i got mad and gave her a lumpkin facial.

lumpkin facial by Jordan aka Shotta May 23, 2006

Hodafuck 

Another word for what the fuck. Used when someone does or says something that is dumb, funny, or just plain retarded. A word that shows excitment about someting that just happened.

Bill: Alex just kicked Bill in the nuts!!!
John: Hodafuck!!!!!!!!!!

Hodafuck by Jordan aka Shotta May 23, 2006