2 definitions by Jordan Mattox
Recent graduates of elite east coast liberal arts colleges whose refined conversation and smarmy demeanor is used to elevate themselves to a plateau of masturbatory self congratulation of his or her sophisticated cultural taste and, by effect, your lack of relevant knowledge about anything that matters, in film, literature, or what have you.
That swathmorian prick thinks he knows just about everything.
SOMA is rife with all these swathmorian hipsters
SOMA is rife with all these swathmorian hipsters
by Jordan Mattox October 16, 2008
Not necessarily sexual; rather, it occurs when someone is taken advantage of by a situation in life that is so completely screwed up that all that it can be compared to is sexual coercion.
by Jordan Mattox February 24, 2009