Jonny Weldon's definitions

fock

A poor mans fuck. Usually used by people who have had a bad education and like to fight with people for no apparant reason- see chavvy

come here you focking gillie

by Jonny Weldon January 12, 2004

clart

somebody who knows about the Goldie Lookin Chain (a Newport rap posse)

alright clart, what are you smoking?

by Jonny Weldon March 3, 2004

Delagerlout

Word used at times of fun and jolity.

Wahay, love it up delagerlout style.

by Jonny Weldon January 12, 2004

fuzz

Un-trimmed hair around the vagina.

"Have u got fuzz? Cos if you have i am not gonna give u some tongue love!"

by Jonny Weldon March 3, 2004

Batty-Boy

A homosexual man that loves having cocks rammed up his wide arse.

An insult directed towards either gay or straight people, it is well funny!

oi Batty Boy, u get some hot daddy lovin' last night?

by Jonny Weldon January 12, 2004

bandit

1. A rogue
2. A naughty boy
3. A bad ass mo fo
4. A small shrew like animal who likes to eat copious amounts of tasty trout

You are a bandit boy!

by Jonny Weldon January 12, 2004