A Ubando is a name from Asia but sounds like it should be Africa.
Usually a slimey estate agent has a name like this and loves wearing brown suits.
He cant speak at all, and usually gets a lot of people angry.
Loves transexuals of the Brazilian kind!
Jonny: God damn I wish that Ubando would open his fucking mouth and speak up!
Olly: I know, what a gobshite"!