Definitions by Jonny Firepants

brown alarm

A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).

I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.

brown alarm by Jonny Firepants June 12, 2017

old hat 

Vulva or vagina, esp. of a lady the senior side of 35. Popular term in the Victorian era.

Be careful dismounting that boneshaker, Delilah, lest the world and his dog see your old hat.

old hat by Jonny Firepants February 27, 2014

CLEANPOT 

<i>n</i> An exceptionally fastidious person.
<i>v</i> to clean s.o.'s pot - to annoy someone beyond the point of hysteria with needling, sniping comments.

"Ah mate, he cleaned my pot up a treat" i.e. Oh friend, he annoyed me immensely."

CLEANPOT by Jonny Firepants January 26, 2004