Definitions by Jonezz Flamly

Vanity Nacho 

The most garnished, most coveted nachos on the plate. Typically found in the upper central region.

This plate is huge! I’m just going to focus on the vanity nachos.

Vanity Nacho by Jonezz Flamly October 22, 2020

Rumblestrip 

Slang term for asshole due to the corresponding ribbing and puckering that both assholes and highway rumble strips retain.

I accdientally shoved my thumb into Tiffani's butt, and she responded with "Hey, you scratched my RUMBLESTRIP!"

Rumblestrip by Jonezz Flamly June 27, 2012

Fart Mirage

The sensation of having to fart, without actually producing a fart.

Tiffani:I wanna fart! I thought I was going to, but I couldn't. Chris: I guess it was just a Fart Mirage.

Fart Mirage by Jonezz Flamly April 15, 2011