1 definition by JonesySlowtrain
Noura is a girl from Riyadh who looks better in mom jeans than Barack. Her friends won't let her touch the radio since they saw her dance. German is her love language, and if she spontaneously breaks into an accent, you know she's trying to seduce you. She cheats at board games, but only to make sure your boyfriend is not an asshole (#Winning). Her hair is always on fleek. She once visited a sex shop just to tell everyone inside to suck her dick. Her screen time is straight paganism. She's unable to touch grass because she won't take her Crocs off except in the workplace (it's an Arab thing). She's all about the halal life. Unless you look like Chris Brown, then you can get it (her words, not mine)!
by JonesySlowtrain January 5, 2023