Jonesy the Magnificent's definitions

Manscaper

Sometimes referred to as a Hornet or Noel. One who is generally of Venezuelan dissent and is skilled in the art of landscaping. But has turned his talent toward the art of male pubic hair trimming.

Hornet isn't my landscaping friend, he's a manscaper.

by Jonesy the Magnificent August 30, 2006

Natty pie

Inadequate or below the standards of Jonesy; not satisfactory for use by anyone but those who are "natty pie" themselves.

That car is natty pie.

by Jonesy the Magnificent August 30, 2006