Definitions by Joneboy
cyber-whaled
Cyber-whaled: When an online user is heavily manipulated, emotionally reeled in, or financially drained by a hyper-realistic AI-generated persona, virtual influencer, or automated romance bot.
Unlike a classic catfish (which uses a real person’s stolen photos), being cyber-whaled means you are targeted by a synthetic identity engineered specifically to exploit your attention and money.
Unlike a classic catfish (which uses a real person’s stolen photos), being cyber-whaled means you are targeted by a synthetic identity engineered specifically to exploit your attention and money.
“Bro, did you see Kevin? He’s been buying premium subscription tiers and sending gifts to Maya Lanez for three months before finding out she’s just pixels managed by a dude in Texas. Man got absolutely cyber-whaled.”
cyber-whaled by Joneboy October 10, 2026
Unholy Hand Grenade
The act of flatulating in small inanimate object (usually a pillow or stuffed animal) for the purpose of delivering its putrid payload to the olfactory sensors of an unsuspecting bystander.
While Cliff was passed out on the sofa I lobbed an unholy hand grenade at his face. Hilarity ensued.
Unholy Hand Grenade by JoNeBoY August 14, 2010