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The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions while during calistentics.
-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!
by Jone Merler February 8, 2006
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The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions during calistentics.
-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!
by Jone Merler February 18, 2006
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a state of being in which one acts and thinks like a normal person, but in essence, is simply a fat greasy slob. Commonly matched with shit coming out of ones mouth, both literally and figuratively..
-look at that fat kid with the slick back...he must be a scafa
-that cat is rockin some 1/2K gold...must be a scafa
-look at that fat idiot, his face is smudged with AquaFresh!
by Jone Merler February 22, 2006
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a state of being in which one acts and thinks like a normal person, but in essence, is simply a fat greasy slob. Commonly matched with shit coming out of ones mouth, both literally and figuratively.
-look at that fat kid with the slick back...he must be a scafa
-that cat is rockin some .5K gold...must be a scafa
-look at that fat idiot, his face is smudged with AquaFresh!
by Jone Merler February 10, 2006
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