Jonathan Ojong's definitions

Bhundashian

Derived from the words Bhunda and Kardashian. The word means a woman with a beautiful face and a big butt

My girlfriend is a bhundashian

by Jonathan Ojong April 10, 2025

A Right Near Weapon

someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility

For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or

Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast

Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon

by Jonathan Ojong September 2, 2022

Course chower

Someone who does exceedingly well in their University /college degree. In other words chow is slang for eating so course chower means eating the course

Richard is such a course chower yet always tells us he didn't study for the test

by Jonathan Ojong July 13, 2019