Definitions by Jonathan Gaylordius Holmes

codmidgeon 

A female bat's vagina.

The female bat's codmidgeon often smells of Rolo yoghurts.

codmidgeon by Jonathan Gaylordius Holmes March 11, 2008

coaxphmi 

We quite honestly have absolutely no idea what this word means at all.

"Coaxphmi? Err, what the fuck?"

coaxphmi by Jonathan Gaylordius Holmes March 11, 2008