Definitions by Jonathan Footpenis

Turd basket

The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.

That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.

Turd basket by Jonathan Footpenis May 29, 2017

Banjo moment 

Any moment of time that would be slightly better with banjo music.

Linda: "Seriously Bob, in bed?"
Bob: "So...not a banjo moment? "

Banjo moment by Jonathan Footpenis January 9, 2017

Pink Tamale 

A pink tamale is when you leave a great big meaty chud in a woman's vagina.

As Cindy had cock blocked Gerald on numerous occasions, he thought it would be
only fair to give her a pink tamale after she had passed out at the party.

Pink Tamale by Jonathan Footpenis April 25, 2009