Jonathan FeBland's definitions

math

It's all about numbers.

Easy math is about numbers 3+3=6. Advanced math is about letters a+b=c.

by Jonathan FeBland May 9, 2007

accountabilabuddy

When you get into some sort of trouble and need someone to form a spurious alibi you need an accountabilabuddy.

I was late for the WI meeting yet again! Fortunately, my accountabilabuddy, Hattie, came up with another of her cockamamie excuses for me.

by Jonathan FeBland May 31, 2007

worker

Someone who arrives late, leaves early and does as little as possible in between.

Peterson is a most annoying worker. He shows up at 10, leaves at 4 and takes a 2-hour lunchbreak.

by Jonathan FeBland April 1, 2008