Definitions by Jonas Ivo

teh beatz

The uber champion. The one who will always win. See beatz.

I'm teh beatz!

Chuck Norris is teh beatz!

teh beatz by Jonas Ivo September 10, 2006

Used to indicate that something will give you a serious beating if you challenge it. Usually used in conjunction with "teh".

Dirk Nowitzki may look like a hayseed but he is teh beatz!

Kurzohrrüsselspringer is teh beatz!

I'm teh beatz - you suxorz!

beatz by Jonas Ivo September 10, 2006