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Used to indicate that something will give you a serious beating if you challenge it. Usually used in conjunction with "teh".

Dirk Nowitzki may look like a hayseed but he is teh beatz!

Kurzohrr├╝sselspringer is teh beatz!

I'm teh beatz - you suxorz!
by Jonas Ivo September 10, 2006

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The uber champion. The one who will always win. See beatz.
I'm teh beatz!

Chuck Norris is teh beatz!
by Jonas Ivo September 10, 2006

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