Definitions by Jonah Donut Boner

bother

name for a group of 8 to 30 freshman walking together on campus, i.e. a gaggle of geese; a bother of freshman.
noun

I was late to class because of a slow ass bother of freshman!

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."