Definitions by Jon Wakeley

absolute toss 

(Adjective) Something thats is poor and lacking in quality. Applies to anything the complainant finds to be rubbish or not true.

Jimmy: I went to watch match last night.
Brogan: How was it?
Jimmy: Absolute Toss, it was 0-0 no excitement!

absolute toss by Jon Wakeley September 30, 2011