Definitions by Jon Solo

Cristmas 

The late December holiday of good spirits and gift giving. Like "Christmas," but for those who arent religious. The "H" is strategically removed, so there is no "Christ" in Cristmas.

Person 1: Hey! Merry Cristmas!
Person 2: I thought you're atheist and dont celebrate Christmas?
Person 1: I don't. Theres no H in my "Cristmas," so no religious affiliation. Just goodwill and presents.

Cristmas by Jon Solo October 4, 2018

Ratchet 

1. A type of wrench used to crank down or unscrew nuts and bolts.

2. The word "wretched" as spelled and pronounced by the uneducated.

1: That girl is hella ratchet!..

2: No. You mean to say she's "wretched". Ratchet is a type of wrench. Another acceptable word you could've used is "skanky" or "whorish."

Ratchet by Jon Solo March 20, 2014

San Diego 

A city in Southern California. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it "San Diego," which of course in German means a "whale's vagina."

1. You stay classy, San Diego!

2. Go fuck yourself, San Diego!

San Diego by Jon Solo July 20, 2013