Jon E Smoko's definitions

Bundock

(1) To be a 'Bundock'. (2) To be 'Bundocked'. Both terms mean being under the influence of large amounts of cannabis.

(1) "He's always stoned, he's such a Bundock!"

(2) "Ben can't come to the phone right now, he's Bundocked to the nines."

by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003

spod

The act of being hit in the nuts.

-"Ouch, did you see that?"
-"A prime spod, he'll be swollen for sure."

by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003

Smurf hammer

A penis that is tiny.

"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."

by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003