Definitions by Jon Downey

grenade soup 

This is when an attractive girl has gained a significant amount of poundage for no explanable reason.

God almighty! That bitch was hot last summer, but she's been eating grenade soup.

grenade soup by Jon Downey September 25, 2006

a standing 8 count 

When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.

dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.

a standing 8 count by Jon Downey September 19, 2006