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Tom Waits
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Singer songwriter. America's largest
consumer
of
bourbon
and
cigarettes
.
Every time you listen to
Tom
Waits, a
midget
in a top
hat
rides a tricycle.
Tom Waits
by
Jon Dore
November 1, 2009