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Tom Waits
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Singer songwriter.
America
's largest
consumer
of bourbon and
cigarettes
.
Every
time
you listen to Tom Waits, a
midget
in a top
hat
rides a tricycle.
Tom Waits
by
Jon Dore
November 1, 2009
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