Definitions by Jon, Chris, and Adam

brokeback kneecap 

When somebody who is insecure with their masculinity gets hit in the kneecap.

Jim was bored while waiting in a long line for food, so he decided to give Albert a brokeback kneecap.

brokeback kneecap by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 28, 2006

Dickpan

To 'dick' somebody over by telling them you will do something, but then trying to find lame excuses so that you don't have to.

Richard said he was going to come watch the basketball game with us, but then he gave us the dickpan and told us he had to eat alone and didn't want to bother with parking.

Dickpan by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 27, 2006

Dip and Flick 

To dip a rubber band into hot chocolate and then flick the rubber band at a co-worker

During our daily rubber band war, Adam decided to use the good 'ol Dip and Flick on me. No worries though, I retaliated by shooting a rubber band at his Cincinnati Parachute

Dip and Flick by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 27, 2006

Cincinnati Parachute 

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

Cincinnati Parachute by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 23, 2006

DPL 

Designated Pussy Licker

"Your taxi driver doesn't want to be your designated driver, he wasn't to be your DPL."

DPL by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 17, 2006