Definitions by Jolly Judd

Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross 

Used in replacement, and carries the same meaning as the commonly spoken phrase "Jesus Christ on a Cross". This is in reference to the guy who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ".

"Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross, this carrot cake has semen in it!"

Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Fetusfucker 

An insult directed at jerks and assholes. It is similar in definition and used in the same context as motherfucker, with the only key difference being that when calling one a Fetusfucker, you are implying that they fuck fetuses, rather than someone's mother.

"Which one of you Fetusfuckers fucked my girlfriend and gave her Anal Warts?"

Fetusfucker by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Penal Queef 

A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.

"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."

Penal Queef by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Texas Windshield 

A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.

"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."

Texas Windshield by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Crab Dipper 

A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.

"Jacob felt that he would treat his woman to an extra special time, so he gave her a crab dipper."

Crab Dipper by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009