An expression of anger commonly used in place of other curse words such as "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and "damn" and also used to compliment those words in a sentence. It is also common for one to clench their fists in anger as they say the word.
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
when a man's boobs are sweating so very profusely that a sweat ring forms around the outline of his tits on his shirt, and the sweat ring covers more than 50% of the circumference of his breast, his is said to have "Bitchtits". Scientists estimate that the sweat of a man with Bitchtits contains about 30% undigested mayonnaise.
by Jolly judd January 29, 2009
A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.
by Jolly Judd January 30, 2009
Used in replacement, and carries the same meaning as the commonly spoken phrase "Jesus Christ on a Cross". This is in reference to the guy who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ".
by Jolly Judd January 30, 2009
A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.
"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."
by Jolly Judd January 30, 2009