Joking Joker January's definitions

Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!

Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

No Fap February

You are not allowed to fap in February at all! Just like No Nut November, it's no Fap February!
If you fap, you lose!

Sam: Bro, it's no Fap February. I already lost...
Joe: I won't fap bro.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

Work Women Day

October 20th is the day where you must force women to work! Work! Work! Work! No resting, nor breaks! If you catch a women taking a break, you are allowed to kick them! Only once.

Jason: We should have payback, it has been a couple days since Kick Dick Day.
John: It's Work Women Day! We will be able to work them all day til next morning. No slacking allowed!

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020