Jointy Smokes's definitions

King Kong's Dick

A spliff that does the job

"Hey man what we smoking ?"
King Kong's Dick

by Jointy Smokes July 6, 2018

Your Dads Ass

An insult to replace "your mum"

Where should we go for dinner ?

"Your Dads Ass"

What's the biggest planet ?

"Your dad's ass "

by Jointy Smokes July 4, 2018

Hong Kong Bong

A way to smoke when you forgot the bong . When you are squatting taking a shit in a Hong Kong toilet use the toilet paper roll and pack it full of green .

Trent : "oh no I forgot the bong!"
Thomas : "don't worry I'll make a Hong Kong Bong"

by Jointy Smokes July 21, 2018