Definitions by Jointy Smokes

Hong Kong Bong 

A way to smoke when you forgot the bong . When you are squatting taking a shit in a Hong Kong toilet use the toilet paper roll and pack it full of green .

Trent : "oh no I forgot the bong!"
Thomas : "don't worry I'll make a Hong Kong Bong"

Hong Kong Bong by Jointy Smokes July 21, 2018

King Kong's Dick 

A spliff that does the job

"Hey man what we smoking ?"
King Kong's Dick

King Kong's Dick by Jointy Smokes July 6, 2018

Your Dads Ass 

An insult to replace "your mum"

Where should we go for dinner ?

"Your Dads Ass"

What's the biggest planet ?

"Your dad's ass "

Your Dads Ass by Jointy Smokes July 4, 2018