Definitions by Johny McJohnson the sixteenth

72 virgins and a river of wine

Something Allah will give in paradise, if you strap a bomb to yourself and go blow something up.

Allah will give me 72 virgins and a river of wine in paradise!! *kaboom*

Something anonymous stole from some dude on MySpace.

"I've had seven different passwords, and they stole them all."
seven passwords? lol ownneedd