Johnson Rod's definitions

smellybastard

A hobo who fucks women for there saber-toothed pantie crickets and keeps them for pets and puts them on steroids

Hey look at that smellybastard

by Johnson Rod August 13, 2006

balls to the wall

When a man's penis becomes erect, he squeezes his balls to the closest wall and yells out "Oh sweet Jesus" "balls to the wall" can hurt and end up in painful surgery in a gynecolegists bedroom.

Geez Fred, when you took that 60 foot drop on your tri'cycle your balls actually stuck to the wall. U were balls to the wall erific!

by Johnson Rod August 11, 2006

N W A

Nuns With Ass, or Nuns With Alcohol

When I went to church, i saw N W A all over the place!!!

by Johnson Rod August 15, 2006