3 definitions by Johnson Rod
A hobo who fucks women for there saber-toothed pantie crickets and keeps them for pets and puts them on steroids
by Johnson Rod August 13, 2006
When a man's penis becomes erect, he squeezes his balls to the closest wall and yells out "Oh sweet Jesus" "balls to the wall" can hurt and end up in painful surgery in a gynecolegists bedroom.
Geez Fred, when you took that 60 foot drop on your tri'cycle your balls actually stuck to the wall. U were balls to the wall erific!
by Johnson Rod August 11, 2006
by Johnson Rod August 16, 2006