Definitions by Johnny Wishbone 79
Splay Ride
The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.
“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”
Splay Ride by Johnny Wishbone 79 May 22, 2018
Smile Out Loud
The indelible audible sound made when one is overcome with joy and exuberance brought on by Mamihlapinatapai
"After wrestling with the constant ebb and flow of emotion, her words were so sweet to read that I had no choice but to smile out loud"
Smile Out Loud by Johnny Wishbone 79 May 16, 2018
Smile Out Loud
The indelibly audible sound made when one experiences an overwhelmingly joyous moment amidst life's mundane daily existence as shared in a moment of Mamihlapinatapai.
After a long trying day he received her subtle and sweet text message and could not resist the urge to smile out loud.
The thought of him made her smile out loud.
The thought of him made her smile out loud.
Smile Out Loud by Johnny Wishbone 79 March 28, 2018