Definitions by Johnny Sweet

Wittman Wonder 

Time in a man's life when he realizes his complete absence of his testicles, and becomes aware of his large, flapping vagina lips, resulting in asking another male for a finger-blast.

When Collin grows up, then he will ask for a Wittman Wonder, don't worry little Michael, your first gay experience will come in due time!

Wittman Wonder by Johnny Sweet March 27, 2003