Johnny Sparks's definitions

beef curtins

Sloppy Vagina, also known as Roast Beef Lips

You shoulda seen Micky hangin' from those beef curtins, should be an amazing adult feature!

by Johnny Sparks August 28, 2005

girler

One who is skilled in the art of girling (think fishing, but you know, chicks)

Whoa, Randy is an expert girler. Just check out how he tugs the lines.

by Johnny Sparks August 28, 2005