Definitions by Johnny Sparks

beef curtins

Sloppy Vagina, also known as Roast Beef Lips

You shoulda seen Micky hangin' from those beef curtins, should be an amazing adult feature!

beef curtins by Johnny Sparks August 28, 2005

girler 

One who is skilled in the art of girling (think fishing, but you know, chicks)

Whoa, Randy is an expert girler. Just check out how he tugs the lines.

girler by Johnny Sparks August 28, 2005