Definitions by Johnny Slim

The Floridian Fent Dart

Local Florida resident hooked on crack hides in the trees shooting blow darts laced with fentanyl trying to take out all of his/her local enemies

Wow did you hear that Rodger got hit with The Floridian Fent Dart? I guess we have to lock our doors tonight.

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a man drops on all fours with a double sided dildo in his ass and his girlfriend scissors his from behind

Oh you'll never believe this I caught Dalton and Tammy doing The Dundalkian 4 Wheeler behind Jimmy's Seafood.

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