2 definitions by Johnny S,

Strap your dick on

Something your buddy says to get you to do something you didn't really want to do.

Kurt: I really don't want to jump in that pool, its dirty.
Johnny: Strap your dick on and do it.
Kyle: Yeah show them you're not a pussy.
Kurt: Goddammit

by Johnny S, February 6, 2008

Nigger Jew Bitch Pig

ADJ. A phrase that describes a cop that pulled you over while you were in a drunken mindset.

Cop: Sir may I see your license and registration?
Kyle: Fuck you, you nigger jew bitch pig.

by Johnny S, February 6, 2008