Definitions by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis

Axeplay

A sexual foreplay in which two or more partners use axes to fulfill their sexual fantasies.

"..So I heard you were stuck in a rock hard place this morning, and you're raging right? Maybe we could help each other get out of it.. I can chop your wood very nicely.. are you into Axeplay?"

Axeplay by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis February 13, 2021

Cockade Blockade 

An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.

"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."

Cockade Blockade by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 1, 2020