Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis's definitions

Cockade Blockade

An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.

"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."

by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 1, 2020

Axeplay

A sexual foreplay in which two or more partners use axes to fulfill their sexual fantasies.

"..So I heard you were stuck in a rock hard place this morning, and you're raging right? Maybe we could help each other get out of it.. I can chop your wood very nicely.. are you into Axeplay?"

by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis February 13, 2021