Johnny Longknuckle's definitions

Blue Emu

The act of releasing a large quantity of sperm on a partner’s face (preferably the eyebrows) after at least 3 weeks of saving it up through abstinence.

Damn that Doug hit his wife square in the eyes with a massive blue emu! Probably won’t be able to blink right for a week.

by Johnny Longknuckle October 31, 2018

Harter

To break a 5 iron golf club over your knee. Preferably your knee without the Patrick Ewing knee brace. Then proceed to insert the grip part of the golf club in the women’s butthole. Take the club part and put it in her vagina. After this you can scream, “Hole in Two!”

Doug was playing well until he gave the cart girl a Harter. After that he became flustered and had a triple bogey. It was worth it though.

by Johnny Longknuckle July 11, 2018