2 definitions by Johnny K
used to describe person who has an unnecessarily high opinion of him or herself without them being aware of it as in " you are a real figjam,aren't you?" the persons response is usually "what is a figjam?", whereupon you enlighten them!
or can be used in a boastful manner as in "I am a real figjam, just ask me!"
or can be used in a boastful manner as in "I am a real figjam, just ask me!"
by Johnny K November 23, 2007
V. The act of slapping your veiny wand upon your partner's forehead after orgasm. This should leave a white mushroom shape on your partner's forehead.
by Johnny K February 9, 2004