2 definitions by Johnny Johnson Jones

Top Definition
to take a shit
I'll meet up with you guys in a minute. I've got to go paint a rembrandt first.
by Johnny Johnson Jones January 16, 2009
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A woman receiving oral sex while taking a shit, often requiring a special toilet. The opposite of a blumpkin.
Thinking it would pay dividends in the future, Joey gave Laura a lipkin before going out to the party.
by Johnny Johnson Jones June 15, 2009
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