paint a rembrandt

to take a shit

I'll meet up with you guys in a minute. I've got to go paint a rembrandt first.

by Johnny Johnson Jones January 16, 2009

lipkin

A woman receiving oral sex while taking a shit, often requiring a special toilet. The opposite of a blumpkin.

Thinking it would pay dividends in the future, Joey gave Laura a lipkin before going out to the party.

by Johnny Johnson Jones June 15, 2009