Definitions by Johnny Johnson Jones

lipkin 

A woman receiving oral sex while taking a shit, often requiring a special toilet. The opposite of a blumpkin.

Thinking it would pay dividends in the future, Joey gave Laura a lipkin before going out to the party.

lipkin by Johnny Johnson Jones June 15, 2009

paint a rembrandt 

to take a shit

I'll meet up with you guys in a minute. I've got to go paint a rembrandt first.

paint a rembrandt by Johnny Johnson Jones January 16, 2009