Johnny Goodtimes's definitions

portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.

I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.

by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017

God's Stitches

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.

Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!

by Johnny Goodtimes December 13, 2004