Johnny Doeb's definitions

FML

Acronym which can stand for either "Fuck my life" or "Forever My Love"

Taking it as saying Forever My Love: "girl, you'll be fml"
Taking it as saying Fuck My Life: "my girl dumped me so fml"

by Johnny Doeb October 20, 2022

Today years old

A millennial way of saying "recently"

I was today years old when i kissed a girl. Guess what? She liked it

by Johnny Doeb February 11, 2023

Special K

1. Slang for Ketamine
2. Cereal brand

1. "No hesitation, no delay, you come on just like Special K"
2. "Boy these Special K's are tasty"

by Johnny Doeb January 26, 2023

homework folder

totally not a homework folder.

Mum: Son, i'm going to check your homework folder, apparently it's 64GB so there must be a lot of things in it...
Me: NO NO NO, MUM PLEASE NO!!! DON'T!!!

by Johnny Doeb October 25, 2025

evry

evry is a short way of saying or a typo of "every"

"evry me, and evry you, evry meeeee"

by Johnny Doeb December 3, 2022

Chinga tu madre

Mexican insult that means "Fuck your mum", don't even try saying it to anybody

Chingo yo, chingas tu, chinga tu madre!

by Johnny Doeb June 13, 2024