2 definitions by Johnny Cockex

S:Stupid
A:Ass
M:Mexican
A mexican person who is relatively dumb, or a racial slur for mexican people.
White Kid:Hey S.A.M. what's up?
S.A.M.:Shut up asshole, I ain't stupid you cracka.
White Kid:Ok S.A.M.
by Johnny Cockex November 6, 2007
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When a male develops an erection at an inconvenient time, most of the time while in public,and he has the will power or "control" to get rid of the erection or "boner"
As Jim was sitting in class about to give his english report he suddenly sprang a boner out of no where. Luckily for Jim he had develped boner control over the past summer and got rid of his boner with only a few seconds until he had to stand up in class and do his report.Once again boner control saved the day.
by Johnny Cockex November 5, 2007
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